the eighth wonder.

smollmikey:

aka “sometimes i feel like i wanna make out with you is that a friend thing to do?” type of things

(send a name and a sentence)

• “You’ve been pouting ever since I went out on that date, what’s up?”
  
• “We always share blankets on the couch, I’m sure sharing the bed for the night is fine too.”
  
• “Your lips are getting really close to mine.”
  
• “I’m not jealous, but, like, come on, movie night is just for me and you only.”
  
• “I dare you to kiss me.”
  
• “No, go on the Ferris Wheel with me, not them.”
  
• “You can share my jacket with me, since you’re shivering.”
  
• “Why is your hand on my ass?”
  
• “Cuddle with me.”
  
• “I just kissed your forehead, chill.”
  
• “Shit, how’d you make me blush like this?”
  
• “Are you trying to turn me on?”
  
• “Let’s hang out, but I’ll pay for everything, and we can go to this fancy restaurant– No, not a date.”
  
• “Okay, I guess this is a date, actually.”
  
• “Stop with the tongue thing, it’s strangely attractive.”
  
• “I keep telling them we’re not dating, but they keep telling me friends don’t normally make out when drunk.”
  
• “I don’t want to be friends with benefits, but I do want something more, I just can’t figure out what.”
  
• “When did you get so beautiful?”
  
• “If you’re going to dress like that, I’m not going to let you out of my sight.”
  
• “Their pick-up line wasn’t as good as any of mine, I’m just saying.”
  
• “No, I don’t know how I got a boner, It just kind of happened! It’s because of how you were eating that ice cream, I bet!”
  
• “I’m holding your hand because the movie is scary, alright?  It’s a… Terrifying… Rom-com… ….. .”
  
• “Why’d you let go of me?”
  
• “I accidentally called you my girlfriend/boyfriend today.”
  
• “I kissed you because we were drunk.”
  
• “I kissed you because I didn’t know what else to do.”
  
• “Could you not talk to him/her, please?  I think they’re trying to date you.”
  
• “I wish we could stay like this forever…”
  
• “I had this dream where we were dating.”
  
• “I had this dream where you kissed me, and I kind of want to try it now.”
• “Why do you always call me when I’m on a date?”
  
• “No, I can’t hang out, I’m on a date and you know that.” 
  
• “Okay, maybe I am a bit jealous.”
  
• “Just remember, he/she’s not the one who taught you how to kiss.”
  
• “It’s weird how we’ve been friends for so long, but never went through that ‘crushing’ phase.”
  
• “Maybe I want to kiss you because it’s cold and about to be cuddle season.”
  
• “I say this a lot, but, look, they’re not good enough for you.”
  
• “You’re always wrapping your arms around me in lines.”
  
• “I was listening to that love song, and you came to mind.  Weird, right?”
  
• “You know this voucher only works for couples, right?”
  
• “Are you implying that you want to kiss me?”
  
• “Why are you looking at me like that?”
  
• “You’re blushing so hard, all I did was say “I love you” in French.”
  
• “I could get used to waking up next to you, actually.”
  
• “Right… Well… I’m not sure how we ended up kissing like that…”
  
• “I’m personally offended that you didn’t get me to be your fake date.”
  
• “We would make a pretty good couple.”
  
• “The date didn’t go well.  Yeah, she/he didn’t like how I kept mentioning all of our adventures.”
  
• “How come I always end up calling you when I can’t fall asleep?”
  
• “Sometimes i feel like i wanna make out with you is that a friend thing to do?”
  

alannasroleplaymemes:

Send a symbol for my Muse’s reaction to the following scenario. Add a + to reverse roles!

👖: My Muse witnesses your Muse wearing tight jeans / clothing 
🍸: My Muse witnesses your Muse accidentally spilling ice cold water down their front
💪: My Muse witnesses your Muse coming back from / working out in the gym
🍭: My Muse witnesses your Muse unknowingly(?) eating something in a sensual manner
👐: My Muse witnesses your Muse briefly invading their personal space to get by
💄: My Muse witnesses your Muse applying lipstick/makeup/etc. in the mirror
👙: My Muse witnesses your Muse coming out of the water / shower / bath
👔: My Muse witnesses your Muse succeeding in something with a lot of passion
👗: My Muse responds to your Muse asking them to zip up a dress / tie a tie / etc.
👕: My Muse witnesses your Muse finish up/start changing clothes
👁: My Muse responds to your Muse holding eye contact for longer than usual
💃: My Muse witnesses your Muse dancing / rhythmically wiggling
👱: My Muse notices your Muse’s hair/clothes look awfully…post-coital, even if it isn’t!

memesfortehsoul:

run.

• ❛ i wouldn’t hurt you like the world did me. ❜
  
• ❛ everything i went through, i’m grateful you won’t have to do. ❜
  
• ❛ i know that you will have to fall. ❜
  
• ❛ i can’t hide you from it all. ❜
  
• ❛ before you walk away, you know you can run back to my arms. ❜
  
• ❛ run back to my arms an they will hold you. ❜
  
• ❛ all this time, i swear i’ll never waste it. ❜
  
• ❛ here’s the bloody, bloody truth: you will hurt and you will lose. ❜
  
• ❛ i got scars you wouldn’t believe; i wear them proudly on my sleeve. ❜
  
• ❛ sadness comes and sadness goes. ❜
  
• ❛ love so hard and play, laugh loud. ❜
• ❛ all your smiles, i’m always gonna save them. ❜
  
• ❛ i’ll put it in the back of my mind whenever i’m away from you. ❜

the great escape.

• ❛ you feel too much. ❜
  
• ❛ everyone you know is trying to smooth it over. ❜
  
• ❛ find a way to make the hurt go away. ❜
  
• ❛ it’s like trying to scream underwater. ❜
  
• ❛ i’m not gonna lose you. ❜
  
• ❛ the passion and the pain are gonna keep you alive some day. ❜
  
• ❛ you wouldn’t feel a thing. ❜
  
• ❛ it’s like you decided the fight was over for you. ❜
  
• ❛ i’m terrified of the dark, but not if you go with me. ❜
  
• ❛ i wrote the book on running. ❜

beam me up.

• ❛ give me a minute. ❜
  
• ❛ i don’t know what i’d say in it. ❜
  
• ❛ i’m tired of being a fighter, i think. ❜
  
• ❛ some black bird soaring in the sky. ❜
  
• ❛ tell me that was you saying goodbye. ❜
  
• ❛ tell me i’m not alone. ❜
  
• ❛ i think a minute’s enough. ❜
  
• ❛ i hear your voice at night. ❜
  
• ❛ i’ll burn a candle and turn off the lights. ❜
  
• ❛ i’ll pick a star and watch it shine. ❜
  
• ❛ i’d probably just stare. ❜

(Source: memesfortehsoul-blog)

(Source: sidebloggable)

rpprompts:

Send Me A Ship And I’ll Say Who:

• leaves their dirty clothes on the floor
• forgets to run the dish washer
• pumps gas for the car
• drives when they’re going somewhere
• rearranges the furniture
• falls asleep with the TV on
• gets to use the bathroom first
• decides the temperature for the ac/heater
• sets up holiday decorations
• leaves the lights on
• uses the bathroom with the door open
• fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber)

nyanar-archive:

001 | send me a ship and I will tell you:

• when I started shipping it if I did:
• my thoughts:
• What makes me happy about them:
• What makes me sad about them:
• things done in fanfic that annoys me:
• things I look for in fanfic:
• Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: 
• My happily ever after for them:
• who is the big spoon/little spoon:
• what is their favorite non-sexual activity:

OR

002 | Give me a character & I will tell you

• How I feel about this character: 
• All the people I ship romantically with this character: 
• My non-romantic OTP for this character: 
• My unpopular opinion about this character: 
• One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:
• my OTP:
• my cross over ship:
• a headcanon fact:

OR

003 | send me 5 characters and I will rank them in order of preference

(Source: dont-be-obvious)

actualarchive:

a hundred random starters 

^{below are starters based on/inspired by various sources. change the genders as you see fit ;)}

• ❝ why do you keep lying to me? ❞
  
• ❝ have you ever considered the idea that maybe, this world doesn’t revolve around you & your problems? ❞
  
• ❝ love is love is love is love. ❞
  
• ❝ marriage is an absurd arrangement. one is sold as a fifteen-year-old child and makes a vow one does not understand and then regrets for thirty years or more, and which one can never undo again. ❞
  
• ❝ why are you crying this time? ❞
  
• ❝ you will never escape. ❞
  
• ❝ this isn’t what I wanted! ❞
  
• ❝ everything has its consequences. ❞
  
• ❝ this face bears the mission of heaven. ❞
  
• ❝ no, you shall dismantle the house of lies, but build the temple of the divine. ❞
  
• ❝ one copper coin for a bowl of noodles! ❞
  
• ❝ that one has the heart of a lion. ❞
  
• ❝ I needed to be summoned. ❞
  
• ❝ there’s no reason for this hostility! I come in peace. ❞
  
• ❝ they died screaming. ❞
  
• ❝ why fight anymore? what’s the point of fighting against destiny? ❞
  
• ❝ how long have you known? ❞
  
• ❝ I can only speak for myself. ❞
  
• ❝ the law can be changed. ❞
  
• ❝ are you sure you’re not pregnant? ❞
  
• ❝ your child is adorable! ❞
  
• ❝ you gave him a riddle for his birthday? ❞
  
• ❝ you have no fucking right to treat me this way. ❞
  
• ❝ your ambition blinds you. ❞
  
• ❝ he adores you. ❞
  
• ❝ I feel like I should be shocked that you two had sex there, but I’m not anymore. ❞
  
• ❝ she’s going to kill you. ❞
  
• ❝ have you ever tried the cakes? they’re actually quite delicious. ❞
  
• ❝ you’ll need to be punished. ❞
  
• ❝ you should learn to lie better. ❞
  
• ❝ sometimes I wonder if you’re real. ❞
  
• ❝ I will take back what is mine & kill anyone who stands in my way. ❞
  
• ❝ then kill me. ❞
  
• ❝ there’s no such thing as love. there is only lust. ❞
  
• ❝ you’re selfish. you never think about anyone but yourself. ❞
  
• ❝ i’m sorry, but they’re gone. ❞
  
• ❝ death is just another adventure. ❞
  
• ❝ stop! ❞
  
• ❝ let them watch. ❞
  
• ❝ you have no shame, do you? ❞
  
• ❝ I can’t believe we’re talking about this right now. ❞
  
• ❝ I need advice. sex advice. ❞
  
• ❝ alright, tell me the truth, is he good in bed? ❞
  
• ❝ she is the best thing in my life. ❞
  
• ❝ you love him? ❞
  
• ❝ do you love me at all? ❞
  
• ❝ do you believe in soul mates? ❞
  
• ❝ please, you have to believe me. I didn’t kill anyone! ❞
  
• ❝ history is written by the victorious. ❞
  
• ❝ at least she has a heart! you have none. ❞
  
• ❝ isn’t it more important that they told you? ❞
  
• ❝ the king is displeased. ❞
  
• ❝ long live your majesty! ❞
  
• ❝ can you stop talking for just one moment & listen to me? ❞
  
• ❝ no matter how hard I try, they just won’t stay dead. ❞
  
• ❝ he’s a gold digger. he’ll screw anyone & marry them as long as they have money. ❞
  
• ❝ o! how sweet love must be! ❞
  
• ❝ do you really think that? ❞
  
• ❝ quick, you need to hide before they see you! ❞
  
• ❝ you taught me to never trust anyone. ❞
  
• ❝ this is extreme, even for you. ❞
  
• ❝ you guys were pretty loud last night. I guess it was good? ❞
  
• ❝ that wasn’t an apology & you know it. ❞
  
• ❝ are you a virgin? ❞
  
• ❝ I’m married. ❞
  
• ❝ best thing I ever did was marrying you. ❞
  
• ❝ red roses won’t erase the fact that you broke my heart. ❞
  
• ❝ stop taking all the ice cream! ❞
  
• ❝ has anyone told you that you’re sort of a little bitch? ❞
  
• ❝ it’s deep dish pizza. ❞
  
• ❝ do you want to fight for your land back or not? ❞
  
• ❝ I never realized how much of a coward you are. ❞
  
• ❝ there’s nothing worse than someone who isn’t willing to try new things. ❞
  
• ❝ haven’t you ever wanted to escape? to leave this place & explore the world? ❞
  
• ❝ i think you’ve had enough to drink. ❞
  
• ❝ your ancestors would be ashamed if they saw you. ❞
  
• ❝ one of the dolls is missing! ❞
  
• ❝ are we going to die here? ❞
  
• ❝ well looks like we’ve found ourselves in a bit of a dilemma. ❞
  
• ❝ I am no longer a child! ❞
  
• ❝ the baby won’t stop crying! i don’t know what to do anymore! ❞
  
• ❝ what if something happens to them? ❞
  
• ❝ once upon a time, I gave a damn about what people thought about me. ❞
  
• ❝ if he can get away with this, then so can i! ❞
  
• ❝ the dark shall come & take everything you love from you. ❞
  
• ❝ it’s the same story over & over again. you’d think people would know better by now. ❞
  
• ❝ there’s absolutely nothing wrong with you. ❞
  
• ❝ you are what is wrong with this world. ❞
  
• ❝ shattered dreams can drive anyone mad. ❞
  
• ❝ I am a phoenix. burn me & I shall return, rising from the ashes. ❞
  
• ❝ this is my home. ❞
  
• ❝ home is where the heart is, where you feel safe & warm & loved. ❞
  
• ❝ running away has never solved a damn thing! ❞
  
• ❝ fuck me. ❞
  
• ❝ oh the things I’d do to you if we were alone. ❞
  
• ❝ stop, he’s not here, remember? he’s gone & he can’t hurt you anymore. ❞
  
• ❝ your husband/wife – is he/she good to you? ❞
  
• ❝ stop & think a moment, you have to stay & rest. there’s a child who needs you now, you can’t just run & be a fucking idiot. ❞
  
• ❝ once, I drank a whole bottle by myself. ❞
  
• ❝ what do I want? I want to kiss you a thousand times before undressing you & kissing every bit of your flesh a thousand more times. ❞
  

rpboxmemes:

[text]: What the hell are you saying?
[text]: Does that mean you aren’t coming back?
[text]: Oops, I brought spandex instead of leather. 
[text]: Come on if you’re coming. 
[text]: Are we going to do this or what?
[text]: Tell me now..so how often have you had sex dreams about me?
[text]: Don’t get too comfortable.
[text]: S.O.S.
[text]: Do you have to text me at three in the morning?
[text]: Shouldn’t you be sleeping?
[text]: Is that you’re way of saying you miss me?
[text]: Is there something I should know?
[text]: Party. My house. Tonight. Bring Alcohol.
[text]: Is that suppose to be a threat?
[text]: Haha, no. I’m not giving it back.
[text]: Time for someone to go grocery shopping.
[text]: I’m not going with you to see that.
[text]: EMERGENCY: BRING ICE CREAM
[text]: Send me another picture like that and see what happens.
[text]: Is teasing me the only purpose of this conversation?
[text]: Soo..does that mean you feel the same way?
[text]: Just admit it..you missed me.
[text]: I was hoping you would go with me.
[text]: You’re dead meat.
[text]: How do you feel about a threesome? 
[text]: Maybe I just feel like spending my night with you.
[text]: We are not going there.